I finally understand coffee cake! I made a
big ol' pan of coffee cake yesterday and was a bit disappointed with it. While it tasted really effing fantastic, it was dry and required large amounts of margarine to make it delicious (oh it's sooooo good with like half a pound of earth balance spread on top of it . . . but so bad for me).
Today, however, I went to the co op and bought some coffee. Peace Coffee--Twin Cities Blend . . . organic, shade grown, fair trade . . . you know, expensive, ethical coffee for liberal motherfuckers like me. Anyway. I brewed up a French press full of the stuff when I got home. The aroma was intoxicating . . . the brew, black and opaque, just the way I like my coffee. The roast is a little light for my tastes, but very well balanced. I'm getting off topic again. I filled my (liberal-motherfucker)
KAXE mug and started sucking down the ethically grown toxins (tasty, tasty toxins). Then I had a thought . . .
"hmm . . . I have coffee . . . and coffee cake . . . let's consume them together, shall we?"Now . . . when you eat coffee cake by itself, it seems a bit dry. However, when you eat a bite of coffee cake and follow it with a swig of coffee, the liquid counteracts the dryness. Not only that, but the flavors compliment and counterbalance each other! The sweet, cinnamon spiced coffee cake juxtaposed against the bitter, smoky coffee create the perfect taste sensation!
Okay . . . yes . . . I know. I should have figured this out years ago. Seeing as how the stuff is called "coffee cake," it sort of dictates that one should eat it with coffee. But I never realized how PERFECTLY the tastes mesh.
Now. How
Al Franken Stole my Sharpie . . .
I go to school at
UMD. Right now the labor union for the whole University of Minnesota system, AFSCME, is on strike. It's about a 1% wage increase, or something like that . . . I'm not sure. But they've been picketing the campus for two weeks now.
Al Franken (whom I love) is running for Senate against
Norm Coleman (whom I wish would be attacked by a flock of angry pigeons). Franken is a big supporter of labor unions and has a good bit of campaigning to do before next November, so he came out to speak to the strikers last Friday.
It was a frosty morning. I was standing in a group of about fifty people --strikers, students, and supporters-- at the main driveway of the campus. An SUV with two "Al Franken for Senate" bumper stickers pulled up across the street. Out stepped a red-headed handler from the front, and from the back, the grey-haired, glasses-wearing, future savior of the state of Minnesota's good name. He walked through the crowd, shaking hands and giving hugs.
He looked at me strangely . . . I thought. A look of familiarity or curiosity? I wasn't sure. Maybe he looks at everyone that way.
The crowd quieted down to listen to what he had to say. He spoke of labor unions --gave us his union cred, how he belongs to four himslef-- and the importance of higher education and the funding thereof. When he was finished, the crowd gathered around him, taking photos and shaking hands.
There was another girl standing next to me, waiting for our chance to meet Mr. Franken. We started talking and she mentioned that she wished she had a sharpie so she could get him to sign her protest sign: "WE SUPPORT U of M WORKERS." We both had one. I always carry a sharpie with me --at least one-- because you never know when you'll need it. I dug into my bag and pulled it out, handing it to the girl.
Just before Al was about to leave, we approached him. "Hi!" I said, smiling like a three-year old about to be given a cookie, "Can we ask you to do something really dorky and sign our signs?"
She handed him her sign and my marker. "Sign our signs," Al mocked me, giving me that same strange look and then gladly autographing her sign.
I gave him mine, next. As soon as he had written "Stay Strong! Al Franken" on it, a deluge of people crowded around him, handing him anything they could, asking him to sign his name, making their protest gear into souvenirs.
I stepped back, allowing others to have their chance, and distancing myself from the comedian turned politician while thinking"
"What have I started . . . Yeah . . . I'm not getting that back, am I?"I made a quick escape, walking off toward the library building. A strange smile on my face because I had a protest sign autographed by Al Franken . . . and because he had inadvertently stolen my sharpie.